12-13-2011, 12:17 AM
Husband: Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
Husband: Where is the Madam?
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Husband: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
Husband: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Husband: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Husband: What.....? No swimming pool?
Servant: No Sir
Husband: Sorry, wrong number !!!