Wrong Number.... A Good New Joke

[ishara]

One of husband went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over the phone. Servant had taken the receiver.

Husband: Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Husband: Where is the Madam?

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Husband: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.

Servant: What can I do now sir?

Husband: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Husband: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Husband: What.....? No swimming pool?

Servant: No Sir

Husband: Sorry, wrong number !!!

[tania]

Yes this is very Interesting joke. Thanks

[Sagar]

Good one. This is an excellent mistake...

[Alizey]

Jokes are the source of hummer foe everyone.
A good joke makes laugh a person and he can smile for a moment.
It is very interesting joke. Here I want to say share more such jokes.
I will send my friends.

[nelson]

Joke is a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline. Here I want to share a joke.

A kid was crying standing outside his house.
A passer by asked:
Why are you crying?
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer By: Who is your father?
Kid: That is what the fight is about.